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House 'Broke'rage

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House 'Broke'rage thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

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