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House 'Broke'rage

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House 'Broke'rage thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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