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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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