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Horse Laughter

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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