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Communication change throughout the ages

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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