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Head Twins

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Headlong relationship or joined at the head

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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