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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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