#1 humor site on the 'net

Generations Past And Present

Grandpa meets grandchild for first time

Generations Past And Present thanks to Jim Serritella

Age gap - crossing the chasm

QuotaBills
Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


Worst Aid

Mexican Recliners

Size Matters

Leadership Skills

Bottom Dweller

Gene Lifeguard

Portable Shower

Cut-Off Deadline

Kid Disposal

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Why Elk Have Long Antlers

Biting Shoes

Romanian Auto Safety

New Player

Hoser

Garden Gnome

Hotel Waterfall

Security Guard

Real FootBall

Burger King Street

SkeleChair

Eating Kaka

Dark Side Bus Stop

Escher Stairs