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From Heroes To Zeros

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From Heroes To Zeros thanks to Chong Lui

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Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. - Beilby Porteus

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. - Peter S Beagle

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. - Will Rogers

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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