Free At Last
Counting down the due date on the farm
QuotaBillsYou can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
The best part of our lives we pass in counting on what is to come. - William Hazlitt
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor