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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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