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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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