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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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