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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway


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