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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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