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First Signs Of Spring

Finding one man's treasure hidden in a snow bank

First Signs Of Spring thanks to Marj Bramhill

Spring thaw reveals car hidden in snow bank

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were - I have not seen
As others saw - I could not bring
My passions from a common spring. - Edgar Allan Poe

Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic; but destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country. - William J Bryan

An Irishman will always soften bad news, so that a major coronary is no more than 'a bad turn' and a near hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather'. - Hugh Leonard


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