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First Signs Of Spring

Finding one man's treasure hidden in a snow bank

First Signs Of Spring thanks to Marj Bramhill

Spring thaw reveals car hidden in snow bank

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. - Ernest Hemingway

Today's weather forecast: heavy showers of blessings, strong wings to blow your worries away, followed by warm hugs and kisses to put smiles on your face. - Unknown


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