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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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