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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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