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A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese


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