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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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