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Face Squeeze

Facing another migraine headache

Face Squeeze thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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