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Facing another migraine headache

Face Squeeze thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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