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Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

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It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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