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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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