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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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