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Does your goat get its head stuck in fences?

Dunce Hat thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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