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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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