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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer


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