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Building a cheap refrigerated German car

Cool VW thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The Volkswagen was a centerpiece of Nazism’s claims to benefit ordinary Germans. Hitler proposed to build a cheap car that almost anyone could afford. He gave it the name “KdF Wagen,” which we know as the Volkswagen. KdF was the abbreviation for “Kraft durch Freude” (Strength through Joy), a subsidiary of the Deutsche Arbeitsfront (German Labor Front), headed by Robert Ley. Today the Volkswagen Group, or Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft (VW AG) is a German multinational automotive manufacturing company headquartered in Wolfsburg, Lower Saxony, Germany

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