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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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