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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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