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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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