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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

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There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen


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