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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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