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Caribou Walking

Getting used to strange pet cycling in the neighbourhood

Caribou Walking thanks to Frank Dixon

Some walk dogs, others walk pets, but Jethro takes it one step further...

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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