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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

Financial woes - Loonie drops below 80 cents US

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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