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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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