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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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