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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

Brotherly Love thanks to Howard Chapman

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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