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Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Intelligent coaching is sometimes no coaching. - Marty Stern

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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