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A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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