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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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