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Black Olives Matter

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Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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