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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

If that ain't the Black calling the kettle pot! - Archie Bunker

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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