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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

To be a winner in life and in business you must act like a winner, and what better way to do that than to emulate the habits of highly successful people. - Peter Legge

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

I think that if I had grown up and had been in show business and the movies twenty five, thirty years earlier, I think I would have made a lot more musical movies. - Christopher Walken

Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead. - Louisa May Alcott

Your workforce is your most valuable asset. The knowledge and skills they have represent the fuel that drives the engine of business - and you can leverage that knowledge. - Harvey Mackay

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R Buckminster Fuller

People who concentrate on giving good service always get more personal satisfaction as well as better business. How can we get better service? One way is by trying to see ourselves as others do. - Patricia Fripp


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