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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. - Thomas Paine

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R Buckminster Fuller

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Pessimism doesn't grow your business or even maintain the status quo. The pessimists on your staff make the job harder for everyone around them. They make difficulties out of opportunities. - Harvey Mackay


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