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Bacon Beer Mug

Oktoberfest takes on a decidedly pork taste

Bacon Beer Mug thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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