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Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library

Audible Sobs thanks to Julie Kimmel

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

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Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews


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