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Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

Pedal to the metal on Highway 401

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Keeping a safe following distance is by far one of the easiest, yet most commonly broken rules of defensive driving. The two-second rule is a rule of thumb by which a driver should maintain a safe following distance at any speed. Apparently Ontario drivers haven’t heard about this concept yet...

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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