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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility. - Dennis Weaver

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal


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