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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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