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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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