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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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