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1910 Street Light Replacement

Model-T safety ladder for electricians

1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.

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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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