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1910 Street Light Replacement

Model-T safety ladder for electricians

1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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