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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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