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Wurst-Case Scenario

Encapsulating sausage packaging in Germany

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Making a case for the worst of the wurst puns

Wurst-Case Scenario thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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