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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Example moves the world more than doctrine. The great exemplars are the poets of action. - Henry Miller

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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