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Wise Moves

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Wise Moves thanks to Dirk Morley

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Prosperity tries the souls even of the wise. - Sallust

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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