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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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