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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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