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Winter Hanging Bridge

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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