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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

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