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Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Bubba had a tough time finding those squirrel calories

Wild Game Nutrition Guide thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Calory counts for bass, deer, ducks, elk and squirrels

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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