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Wiener Wars

Han So Low and Dach Vader star in Dog Wars sequel

Wiener Wars thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars is going to the dogs

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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