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What Women Hear

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What Women Hear thanks to Howard Chapman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church