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We Are All Tied Together

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We Are All Tied Together thanks to Barry McCartney

What ties you down?

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Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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