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Water Bomber Pilot

Training pilots for fire fighting season

Water Bomber Pilot thanks to Keith Blake

Up close aerial firefighting

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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