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Walking The Dog

Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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